Winn

[04:43]  You haven't told him the facts of life? [04:43]  it's time I teach you about the birds and the bees [04:43]  You see... [04:43]  JORGE [04:43]  I KNOW WHAT [04:43]  Bees have stingers... [04:43]  BIRDS AND BEES ARE [04:43]  and Birds have...holes [04:43]  ... [04:43]  BIRDS ARE BIRDS [04:43]  BEES ARE BEES [04:43]  and when a daddy Bee gets happy [04:43]  SEE? [04:43]  I KNOW [04:44]  JORGE [04:44]  ... [04:44] <Jorge> and a Mommy Bird gets happy [04:44] <DHS> JORGE [04:44] <Jorge> they "mate" [04:44] <DHS> Aye mate [04:44] <Jorge> and the Bee sticks his zinger in the bird [04:44] <DHS> Aye mate [04:44] <DHS> Aye mate [04:44] <DHS> Aye mate [04:44] <DHS> Aye mate [04:44] <DHS> Aye mate [04:44] <DHS> Aye mate [04:44] <DHS> Aye mate [04:44] <DHS> Aye mate [04:44] <DHS> Aye mate [04:44] <DHS> Aye mate [04:44] <Mina_Windia> ..... [04:44] <Jorge> Shush it [04:44] <Jorge> Ok so [04:44] <DHS> Welcome to da outback mate [04:44] <Jorge> The bee then gets very happy [04:44] <Jorge> and shares some of his honey with the bee [04:44] <SLS|Away> 23:44 Jorge Shu shit [04:44] <Jorge> *bird [04:44] <Jorge> except puts it inside the bird [04:44] <Jorge> through his stinger [04:44] <SLS|Away> ... [04:44] <DHS> <@Jorge> and the Bee sticks his zinger in the bird [04:44] <DHS> lol Jorge [04:44] <DHS> You're so stupid [04:45] <Jorge> XD [04:45] <DHS> The bee would die [04:45] <RedFire_Mario> XD [04:45] <Mina_Windia> ... [04:45] <Jorge> Shut up [04:45] <SLS|Away> lol [04:45] <Jorge> Ok so [04:45] <Mina_Windia> Jorge... [04:45] <Jorge> The bee shares its honey with the bird [04:45] <Jorge> through its zinger thing [04:45] <SLS|Away> Female praying mantis eats the male's head after mating [04:45] <DHS> From the hive? [04:45] <DHS> Oh [04:45] <DHS> that's so cool [04:45] <DHS> They share [04:45] <DHS> :) [04:45] <Jorge> and the Bird then gets fat [04:45] <RedFire_Mario> XD [04:45] <Jorge> because theres a baby inside her! [04:45] <RedFire_Mario> lol [04:45] <DHS> Like turb? [04:45] <DHS> Like turb? [04:45] <DHS> Like turb? [04:45] <SLS|Away> (Like Jorge) [04:45] <Jorge> Yeah like Bean [04:45] <Jorge> ... [04:45] <DHS> She's fat [04:45] <Jorge> FUCK [04:45] <Mina_Windia> Jorge, maybe you should let me explain... [04:45] <Jorge> i didnt mean to say that [04:45] <Jorge> shit [04:45] <Jorge> OH FUCK [04:45] <SLS|Away> Jorge: Orly? [04:45] <Jorge> umm as i was saying [04:46] <Jorge> No Mina [04:46] <Jorge> Im good at this [04:46] <Jorge> Ok so [04:46] <Mina_Windia> ... [04:46] <SLS|Away> I'm-a tell bean you called her fat [04:46] <Mina_Windia> ... [04:46] <Jorge> After the bird gets fat and has a baby in her [04:46] <Jorge> 9 months pass [04:46] <DHS> Jorge [04:46] <SLS|Away> 9 months? [04:46] <SLS|Away> Fail [04:46] <DHS> Why did the bird eat the baby? [04:46] <SLS|Away> it's way shorter than that dumbass >_> [04:46] <Jorge> Nononon [04:46] <Jorge> she didnt eat it... [04:46] <Jorge> see [04:46] <Jorge> the honey in her [04:46] <DHS> The bird is some crazy baby eater? [04:46] <DHS> ;_; [04:46] <Jorge> gets to her...bird eggs [04:46] <Jorge> and makes a baby [04:46] <Mina_Windia> The honey turns into it [04:47] <Jorge> The honey and the bird eggs mix and make a baby [04:47] * DHS gets a jar of honey [04:47] <Jorge> So interesting! [04:47] <DHS> I don't see eggs [04:47] <SLS|Away> One day [04:47] <Jorge> Cause you...havent put them in yet... [04:47] <Jorge> ok so [04:47] <Jorge> Less than 9 months pass [04:47] <SLS|Away> A daddy human and a mommy bird got happy [04:47] <Jorge> and the bird goes "AAAAH!" [04:47] <Jorge> she screams [04:47] <RedFire_Mario> XDDDDDDD [04:47] <Jorge> as the baby says "Screw this im going out" [04:47] <Mina_Windia> ... [04:47] <Jorge> so shes pushing the baby out [04:47] <Jorge> like you push poo [04:47] <SLS|Away> 23:47 SLS|Away A daddy human and a mommy bird got happy [04:47] <DHS> <SLS|Away> A daddy human and a mommy bird got happy [04:47] <Jorge> except through another hole [04:47] <DHS> That's impossible [04:47] <SLS|Away> 23:47 Jorge and the bird goes "AAAAH!" [04:47] <DHS> <SLS|Away> A daddy human and a mommy bird got happy [04:48] <DHS> That's impossible [04:48] <SLS|Away> 23:47 SLS|Away A daddy human and a mommy bird got happy [04:48] <Jorge> SHUSH guys SHUSH lemme finish [04:48] <SLS|Away> 23:47 Jorge and the bird goes "AAAAH!" [04:48] <Jorge> GODAMMIT [04:48] <Jorge> SHUSH guys SHUSH lemme finish [04:48] <Jorge> GODAMMIT [04:48] <Jorge> ok so [04:48] <SLS|Away> 23:47 SLS|Away A daddy human and a mommy bird got happy [04:48] <SLS|Away> 23:47 Jorge and the bird goes "AAAAH!" [04:48] <DHS> Dude [04:48] <Jorge> SHUT UP both of you [04:48] <Jorge> im explaining something [04:48] <Jorge> so shes pushing the baby out [04:48] <Jorge> like you push poo [04:48] <DHS> Jorge wouldn't be able to .... a bird unless he has a small .... [04:48] <Jorge> except through another hole [04:48] <DHS> Which I bet he does [04:48] <Mina_Windia> ............................................. [04:48] <Jorge> and shes moaning and crying [04:48] <RedFire_Mario> lol [04:48] <SLS|Away> Another hole = Mouth [04:48] <Jorge> and the doctors and bee are like OMFG a baby [04:48] <Jorge> NO not the mouth [04:49] <Jorge> its a hole in front of the bird [04:49] <DHS> Snorks [04:49] <DHS> Snorks [04:49] <DHS> Snorks [04:49] <SLS|Away> Doctor = Dr. Mario [04:49] <DHS> Snorks [04:49] <Jorge> but not the mouth [04:49] <Jorge> ok so [04:49] <Jorge> Shes pushing the baby out through this opening where the bee put his zinger in first [04:49] * DHS continues waiting for that snork [04:49] <Jorge> and the baby comes out and looks like a mix of the two [04:49] <Jorge> so theyre all happy [04:49] <Mina_Windia> ... [04:49] <Jorge> so eventually that bee bird baby turns into you guys [04:49] <SLS|Away> But the zinger stays where it stings the victim, remember? [04:49] <Mina_Windia> A Beerd? [04:49] <Jorge> No no it doesnt sting the victim [04:49] <SLS|Away> That means the baby is penetrated by the stinger while coming out of the womb [04:49] <Jorge> It only GOES in the bird...but goes back out [04:49] <SLS|Away> And dies [04:49] <Mina_Windia> Victim? [04:49] <SLS|Away> A terrible [04:50] <SLS|Away> horrible [04:50] <SLS|Away> gruesome [04:50] <SLS|Away> grotesque [04:50] <SLS|Away> distrubing [04:50] <DHS> Jorge [04:50] <SLS|Away> happy [04:50] <Jorge> Nononono...NO...NO...NO! [04:50] <SLS|Away> death [04:50] <Jorge> Ok see [04:50] <Jorge> The bee puts his zinger out but never takes it off thats sad [04:50] <Mina_Windia> JORGE [04:50] <Jorge> he puts protection on his zinger [04:50] <DHS> It is impossible for a honey bee to mate with a female bird [04:50] <Jorge> its called a condom [04:50] <Jorge> its called a condom [04:50] <DHS> 1) The bird is bigger [04:50] <Jorge> it keeps it from falling and getting diseases [04:50] <Mina_Windia> JUST LET ME EXPLAIN [04:50] <DHS> 2) Bird eats bees [04:50] <Jorge> NO shut up lemme explain [04:50] <SLS|Away> Jorge: IF HE HAD PROTECTION BIRD CAN'T GET PREGNANT [04:50] <Jorge> ... [04:50] <DHS> 3) They should mate with their own species [04:50] <DHS> RETARDS [04:51] <Jorge> ...you guys arent getting the point [04:51] <DHS> :| [04:51] <SLS|Away> Jorge: IF HE HAD PROTECTION BIRD CAN'T GET PREGNANT [04:51] <SLS|Away> Jorge: IF HE HAD PROTECTION BIRD CAN'T GET PREGNANT [04:51] <SLS|Away> Jorge: IF HE HAD PROTECTION BIRD CAN'T GET PREGNANT [04:51] <SLS|Away> Jorge: IF HE HAD PROTECTION BIRD CAN'T GET PREGNANT [04:51] <Jorge> OK see boys have penises they stick it in girls vaginas and shoot sperm that gets to the ovaries and it turns into a baby and the girl then pushes it out later through her vagina [04:51] <Jorge> Happy? [04:51] <Jorge> >_> [04:51] <Jorge> ... [04:51] <Mina_Windia> FINNALY [04:51] <DHS> ;_; [04:51] <Jorge> *bees and birds [04:51] <SLS|Away> But if they're wearing a condom [04:51] <Jorge> *honey [04:51] <DHS> No snorks? [04:51] <DHS> D: